Buy True Love Online At Harmotrex


eHarmony gets sent up in this spoof video made by Consumerist reader Will. True love can be bought on the internet! Settling for less has never been so easy. Transcript inside…

GUY: Compatibility is so important to a relationship.

GIRL: When we first met, it was love at first sight.

GUY: It’s true. When I first saw her, I was like, Bam! True love can be bought on the internet! It’s so simple.

GIRL: Before I use to worry and thought, maybe my standards were too high.

GUY: Or too low.

GIRL: But then we learned to let a computer set the standard for us, and here we are.

GUY: And it’s careful, too! I mean, if she can fill out a 10 million survey question form, she can’t be a total ax- wielding maniac, right?

GIRL: Being careful is important, because I have genital herpes.

GUY: And I don’t. Wait, you genital herpes? Good thing I’m gay! Phew, dodged a bullet there.

DR: Remember, true love is something special and can’t be added to a shopping cart. Join us online today and take our compatibility exam. But please remember to use a condom. Settling for less has never been so easy. Log on today.