Judge Kenneth Robertson of Alabama has sentenced more than 20 people to wear signs reading: “I Am A Thief; I Stole From Walmart.”


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  1. no.no.notorious says:

    what about a sign on walmart saying ‘i’m a thief, i AM walmart’

  2. helen says:

    at least this iteration of cruel & unusual is properly punctuated.

  3. skittlbrau says:

    good. maybe if potential shoplifters see these people in front of the store they’d think twice.

    i’m not a walmart fan, but you shouldn’t be stealing.

  4. Cowboys_fan says:

    I don’t get these people who steal from wal-mart. Its like when I was a kid, my parents used to tell me to quit buying the cheap drugs and save up money for the good ones. Of course they didn’t mean it but if your gonna’ steal, steal from somewhere worthwhile. Go to the salvation army and they’ll give you all kinds of wal-mart stuff.

  5. Nicholai says:

    @no.no.notorious: Yah. They need to force the CEO to work at a wal-mart in the slums for 3 weeks.