Mood In Airport Security Line Found Tense

The Today Show’s report on TSA procedures is mainly a bunch of crap everyone knows already, but we decided to edit together all the passenger interviews from the story to give a little dose of the current passenger mood regarding security lines. Takeaway: they hate them and would like to be able to bring on baby formula to feed their children.

We have to remove our shoes because of the failed shoe-bomber. We have to only bring 3oz on because of a never-really fulfilled plot to explode planes involving liquids. It’s a complete waste of time while any would-be terrorists are busy devising plots that involve neither shoe-bombs nor exploding shampoo bottles. The TSA is a farce and should be abolished.