Dell invited us to go to Macy’s to see some chicks and boyz in white versions of Neo’s costume listlessly flounce down a catwalk while rainbow-colors were projected onto them.

Unable to resist, we sent Gawker video wunderkid Alex Goldberg to tape the affair awesomeness. We hypothesize the fete was conceptually tied to Dell’s new line of Insprions which come in different colors, meaning that Dell has finally caught up to Apple, circa 1998.

Stayed tuned for the end when Alex asks PR-man, “if Dell computers could transform into robots, would they be Autobots or Decepticons?”

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