Credit Card National Bank

Finally a credit card that takes the hassle out of personal finance. Just surrender 60% of your income and they’ll give you a 3 year old computer, a box of receipts to your favorite restaurants, and 34 empty latte cups. Forget online savings accounts, this is where we’re putting our money. — BEN POPKEN

[via Money, Matter, and More Musings]


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  1. thrillhouse says:

    great find – very funny stuff

    I’ll bet it instantly builds your credit too!!

  2. RST1123 says:

    Where can I sign up?

  3. B says:

    @RST1123: Just send your bank information to me, I’ll sign up for you.

  4. That video is MADE of awesome!

    @thrillhouse: Only after lowering 50-100 points for late fees. You gotta make your deposits on time after all.

  5. markymags says:

    60% of your income?!?! Sounds like Scientology to me…