Next in our series of the greatest commercials in television history is this infomercial for the Family Auto Mart. This uh, whatever this is, hails from the Orlando Florida area.

Is it just us or does he actually look like that Dad from Family Guy. If you made it through 8 minutes of this, you can declare yourself legally dead.

“I’ll give ya a deal a deal so good, you’ll call your Aunt Clara.” What?—MEGHANN MARCO

Supremely lame infomercial: Family Auto Mart [BoingBoing]

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