Free Doritos In North Carolina

“A cargo container that apparently fell from a ship washed up on the Outer Banks of North Carolina today and spilled thousands of bags of Doritos brand tortilla chips on the beach. Scavengers collected the chips, which were apparently still fresh due to their airtight packaging. It was unknown which ship had lost the cargo or to what port it was bound.”

We know if this happened near us we’d get stuck with Cool Ranch. Blech. —MEGHANN MARCO

Spilled Doritos chips wash up on Outer Banks [Pilot online]