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What would it take to put you in this sassy Consumerist tshirt?

Makes a great holiday shopping accessory, or a present.

Keep the retail staff on the toes by boldly declaring you’re an informed shopper, and you know how to use it.

Multiple men’s and women’s sizes available. Printed on 100% cotton American Apparel tees.

Artist’s rendering, here’s what the actual base shirt looks like (a lil’ nicer).

Get yours at our online store.