Walmart: Her Name is Nancy, and We’re Gonna Keep Her.

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Walmart announced today they've created a composite of the perfect Walmart customer. The ideal Walmart customer is, "a woman in her early 40s, lives in the suburbs and has "several" children. "We call her Nancy," Walmart said.

Walmart announced today they’ve created a composite of the perfect Walmart customer. The ideal Walmart customer is, “a woman in her early 40s, lives in the suburbs and has “several” children. “We call her Nancy,” Walmart said.

Awwwww.

Don’t hold out on us, Walmart, release the composite sketches.