When I was a kid, I always looked forward to McDonald’s Monopoly rolling around. It always seemed like a million bucks was just one Boardwalk sticker on the back of my small fries away. Of course, I didn’t know the odds, but as McDonald’s Monopoly rolls around again, Fast Food News has been kind enough to tell you exactly how unlikely you are to get anything at all.

Odds of winning a greasy piece of fast food: 1 in 7.2.

Odds of winning $50: 1 in 91,967.

Odds of winning a Sony Home Theater System or Flat Panel HDTV: 1 in 91,697,000

Odds of winning a trip for two to Vegas: 1 in 114,621,250.

Odds of winning $50,000: 1 in 3.5 BILLION.

Odds of winning $5 Million: 1 in 41,497,391,309. Or 7 times the population of the planet earth. Luckily, some people almost eat that much at McDonald’s to make it a sure thing.

Bad Odds for McDonald’s Monopoly [Food Facts]

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