Burger King Advises You To Eat Triple Whopper Like A Snake

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You know, it's funny. If they had just made this commercial starring one of Burger King's more gelatinous and rotund customers, they doubtlessly wouldn't have had to CGI that thin, serpentine Asian man unhinging his jaw. After all, they're used to not chewing.

You know, it’s funny. If they had just made this commercial starring one of Burger King’s more gelatinous and rotund customers, they doubtlessly wouldn’t have had to CGI that thin, serpentine Asian man unhinging his jaw. After all, they’re used to not chewing.