We Enjoy Getting Starbucked

This is the free $5 Starbucks card we received today. We got it for calling up Starbucks twelve days ago and pretending to be heartbroken about their inability to honor the free iced coffee coupon they accidentally emailed around the world.

Shows to go ya the power of kvetching: a caramel frappacuino. We can’t wait for our mailbox to swell with creamy, free-trade, shade-grown junk mail!