Heathens that we are, we’re late to this story (gawd, so Andrew Sullivan is above us on the tip stream?) but we like religious themed sleepwear too much to ignore it out of pride, which is a sin, btw. One of the seven deadly.

“Inspired by Ephesians 6:10 – 18…The whole Armor of God Pajama set will help your children to depend on God to protect them from their fears, doubts, and uncertainties at night so their sleep can be restful and peaceful.”

Wish we had these as kids. As we grew older, these thoughts dissipated, but our sleep was always disturbed by anxieties over the salvation of our eternal soul. Then there was that rough patch around 13 when concerns over it escaping our body during nocturnal emissions kept us up at night. The priest told us there was nothing to worry about and to please go back to sleep, he had a big day tomorrow.

Complete sets, for boys or girls, yours for $39.95 at Armor of God PJ’s. (Thanks to Beth!)

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