A selection of items gleaned from our junk mail box and brought into the glare of day.

“She has really nicae boobs!” said Lawuren. “Why don’t you see how minfe feel!” Branvdie took a handfulf. “Let’s see what they look like undfer your clothieng!” “I’ve never done this with a couaple before,” said Branndie. “Arle you sure you’re okay with it?”

Holy orgy, there’s Lawuren, Branvdie and Branndie. Arle is one lucky guy.

“The hotvtest babes in the u.s. get down and dirtly for you ovnly at:”

Does this mean we get to indulge in our incineration fetish?

“Friends call you a fatty? Theyll have to think of a different name if you start taking Hoodia 920+.”

Yes, they will, and that name is “Sucker.”

“My dear, Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a hoax mail and I urge you to treat it serious. I am a Director in Procurement Department with Petroleum Ministry here in europe(country witheld).”

Who knew the 419ers had such a deeply rooted sense of propriety?

“Heartiest Greeting From Prince”

omg! An email from PRINCE! We’re sweating purple rain!

“I love you
Zip password is: guiu69″
[note: a compressed file was attached to this spam]

Really, there are better ways of attracting our attention then sending us viruses.

[“danger: only for supermans”
[a penile enhancement spam]

Note to plural self: book Zarathustra for limited engagement speaking tours.