If there’s one thing that’s not being consumed enough these days, it’s dirty, dirty, disco dancing.

Luckily, Finnish dance teacher,

ke Blomqvist, and his wife Leena, are here to provide your discount dance coupon to disco success. They’re along with a little help from their friends and the remainders rack quality song “Moskau” by German band, Dschinghis Khan. Viva Glasnost!

“the eastern block’s no. 1 instructional disco clip” [Sharpeworld]

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