Not just her train tunnel gaze or air of casual refinement, but Catherine Zeta Jones has certain je ne sais quois captivating us towards her ouevre, most recently her dramatic turn as spokesmodel for T-Mobile.

Now, thanks to a video by Bruce Bortin we stumbled across, we know. It’s those mincing steps she was always taking towards the camera, her two-shot, her cowboy saloon entrance as she waltzed not just across the mock show-room floor, but into our hearts.

Check out this video and you will drink from the well of knowledge as we have. Forget Scorpio or even Serpico, it’s Cancer Rising…

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