Ok, But When Frankeberry Mooches Money And Steals Your Girlfriend, You Know This Whole Brands As Personalities Thing Has Gone Too Far

Marketers are douchebags and they’re here for breakfast. Copyranter points us to some insipid questions from the confidential online Honey Bunches of Oats survey.

“You’ll have to use your imagination here. Think of the Cereal as if it were to “come to life” as a person. Consider everything you know about the Cereal, including the product’s packaging, marketing and advertising.

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Now that you’ve turned your breakfast cereal into a companion, seek help. After that,

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