Folger’s Ghouls Tell You To Sleep When You’re Dead

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Hallucinogenic Aryan hippies nightmarishly prance about the bleary-eyed and fatigued, screaming "YOU CAN SLEEP WHEN YOU ARE DEAD!" Which will be just as soon as one of these electric kool-aid acid ghouls manages to touch you.

Hallucinogenic Aryan hippies nightmarishly prance about the bleary-eyed and fatigued, screaming “YOU CAN SLEEP WHEN YOU ARE DEAD!” Which will be just as soon as one of these electric kool-aid acid ghouls manages to touch you.

What are they advertising? Folger’s Instant Coffee, of course. Drinking tea in the morning is looking more and more palatable. Also, ironically enough, a lot less gay.

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