• Singing telegram to Big Tobacco: Cigarettes aren’t ‘Little Cigars.’ [Kansas City Infozine]
• Norway defeats iTunes. Apple to unleash army of titans locked inside fjords. [Forbrukerportalen]
• Turn your $60 router into a $600 one. Because you’ve always wanted to play Hitler with your different program’s bandwidth usages. [Lifehacker]
• Considering a frat kid died from ‘water intoxication‘ this Aquafina toga ad (go TV ads, then toga) strikes us as… well we’re not sure but it definitely strikes us.
• Lil’ ‘lectrician kit at Amazon. They’re never to young to learn about sticking stuff in electrical sockets. [Amazon]

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