PETA is claiming that the cow is going to go extinct because we keep eating hamburgers. A theory so ludicrous that it can only be responded to with an astounded aposiopesis…

Although PETA’s wheatgrass-puking hippies might not recognize the reality disconnect of their theory, we’ll briefly highlight it: there are more cows now than there have ever been in the history of the world. The reason? It’s because we like to bean cows with sledgehammers, barbecue up hunks of their quivering flesh and then consume them between hamburger rolls. Not to mention society’s penchant for drinking the thick, creamy liquid that comes out of the cow’s butt.

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PETA Ads [Adblather]

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