Saks has a new window display up on 5th Avenue until this Thursday.

Animal blog reports that a Saks rep said, “we wanted to take ordinary things and make them look high end.”

A lofty goal, indeed. Instead of reaching it, however, they’ve managed to make the dress look like a lazy lamp shade and the bottles of cleaning solution, confused. The only thing that looks good are the light tubes, which, presumably, are not for sale.

Gawker had a few words to say about these as well.

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