Poll: Gas Station Pummelling

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[ed. Remember, our bars may be wildly off, but the numbers, the numbers, damn you! are correct.]


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  1. Ozyman666 says:

    I voted for Tori Spelling. That biotch is responsible.

  2. matto says:

    i’d dump my own spleen for a shot at tori.

  3. Brian Gee says:

    Du’. She nasty!

  4. Timbojones says:

    Hey, your bars are wildly– oh.

  5. Are you people nuts? Gremlins?

    Everyone knows it’s the Scientologists. Geez.

  6. I can’t believe you don’t have “natural, predictable consequence of putting oilmen in the White House” as an option.

  7. Paul D says:

    Scientologists don’t exist. It’s definitely the gremlins’ fault.

  8. Morgan says:

    Tories are close enough to Republicans, so that’s where my vote’s going…