Where’s the money you gave to that Heart Disease charity out of the goodness of your heart going, anyway? The local neighborhood dominatrix, of course.

Abraham Alexander, the ex-accountant of the Cardiovascular Research Foundation, is in court now for embezzling over $237,000 from the charitable foundation. Of course, where the story gets good is where a lot of that money ended up going: Lady Sage, a 40 year old leather-clad dominatrix. According to Lady Sage’s website: “I love nothing more than coaxing you to accept more pain and torment for my pleasure. I love holding your very soul in my hands.” Hey, who doesn’t?

Alexander paid Lady Sage at least $11,000. Lady Sage charges $250 an hour and $1500 for eight hours, meaning that money meant to go to researching heart disease instead was funneled into at least fifty-eight hours of Alexander being chained up by his nipples and paddled while a Germanic pain dom barked out words of degradation.

Obviously, this isn’t a very good time for Alexander — in addition to facing years in prison, his wife is divorcing him and his plea of guilty to grand larceny means that when he leaves prison, he will promptly be deported back to India, where we understand the dom/sub scene isn’t quite as lively.

At least your hard-earned charitable dollars went to giving someone’s heart a workout though, huh?

Heart Disease Charity Exec Embezzled $237K To Pay Dominatrix [Denver Post] (Thanks, Media Orchard!)

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