This has been going around lately, but is directly indicative of the cluelessness of corporate branding philosophies that we at the Consumerist so love to rail against.

To channel my favorite moon-bound hydrocephalic giant, Marvel Comics’ The Watcher, What If… Microsoft Designed the iPod Box?

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