Sprint Ambassador Program Accepts Us, Anoints With Halo
We’ve been accepted into the Sprint Ambassador Program we told you about. We should be receiving a package in 3-4 business days which includes service, a Samsung A-920
and 6 months of all access to The Sprint Power Vision Network. We are told Sprint enjoy our ‘Power Vision experience.’ Sounds heady.
Will keep you posted on how it goes. Already, a viscous black liquid is creeping up the side of our leg. We peel it off but it continues at the relentlessly slow pace.
It may be sentient.
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