Breaking Bad Getting Its Own Beer. No, It’s Not Blue

627It would obviously be downright tacky to drink your Game of Thrones beer while that show is between seasons, but what’s a true connoisseur of TV-inspired beers to consume in the interim? Thankfully, a brewer in New Mexico has the answer — a Breaking Bad beer.

The folks at Breaking Bad Locations (via AVclub.com) say that Albuquerque-based Marble Brewery have created an India Black Ale dubbed “Heisenberg’s Dark,” in reference to the name Walter White’s meth-making master criminal alter ego on the show, which sadly heads into its final run this August. Marble has apparently been featured on the show, which is filmed in and around Albuquerque.

While that sounds all well and good, we were sort of hoping for a caffeine-infused, blue color beer that would truly be in keeping with the Heisenberg name and his speedy product. Of course, there’s nothing to stop some bartender from creating a Heisenberg Blue cocktail, just don’t let the cartels find out or your severed head will be riding on the back of a turtle.

Whatever you do, don’t drink the beer and then drive this car, especially since it only has the one windshield wiper.

Once again, this gives us another opportunity to remember the late great Gale Boetticher: