Compressed Pork Piglet Company Also Makes Turkey-Shaped Turkey Breasts

Yesterday, we enthralled and horrified the Internet with a reader’s photo of a pork roast molded in the form of a piglet. If you’re looking for a more traditional meta-meat for your Thanksgiving feast, we’ve learned that the same company also produces a turkey breast molded in the shape of a whole turkey.

What’s in it?

TURKEY BREAST, FORMED, STEAMED, NATURALLY SMOKED, PASTEURIZED, NO POLYPHOSPHATES ADDED.

So not a typical Frankenfood. Still, I can’t help but think about other foods shaped like the foods they come from. The next time I have guests over for lunch, I’m serving tuna salad buffet-style and molded into the shape of a fish.

Turkey [Greenridge Farm] (Thanks, GitEmSteveDave!)

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