Mike found this sign in the carpet section of a New Jersey Home Depot. The portion below the boldface type under the second bullet point highlights the fact that the sign could have used one last look before the person in charge of sign proofing gave it the thumbs-up.

The true victims here are the poor Spanish-only speaking shoppers at that particular Home Depot, who can only wonder what that first sentence of gibberish means as they try to read up on the lifetime stain warranty.

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