Man Demonstrates His Superior Walmart Shopping Technique

There should be more of this sort of thing going on.

[Via the Daily Wh.at]

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  1. Power Imbalance says:

    Awesome!

  2. Jayhovah says:

    That is the highlight of my day.

  3. mopar_man says:

    This made my day! Normally you see the disgusting freaks at Walmart.

  4. PanCake BuTT says:

    Possum!

  5. Rectilinear Propagation says:

    It’s very rare to come across someone who can actually moonwalk properly. Somehow doing it with the cart makes it crazier.

  6. NarcolepticGirl says:

    Oh man, I wish that guy shopped at my WalMarT

  7. knoxblox says:

    *CRASH*

    “Cleanup on aisle six!”

  8. Battlehork says:

    I like the fact that in spite of moonwalking, he’s still moving faster than 80% of the people in that store.

    • dolemite says:

      Yeah, notice the sloths moving slowly in the background while managing to take up 50% of a whole isle.

      And off-camera, he probably moonwalked into a 90 year old woman that had blocked the entire bread isle with her cart for 10 minutes while she stared at the overwhelming selection.

  9. JohnDeere says:

    he did that to distract them from checking his reciept.

  10. smo0 says:

    Pro.

  11. MishunAcomplisht says:

    Yes now all of the ugly nude or tacky fatties in the Walmart email going around – now all those people should do the moon dance, make videos and really give us all a distraction from the work day.

  12. Captain Walker says:

    I do not believe the Ministry can help him, as his walk is not silly enough, and funding is short. The government is supposed to give equally to Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education and Silly Walks, but recently has been underfunding Silly Walks.

    • JennQPublic says:

      Stop that, stop that right now! That’s silly!

      (And a bit suspect, I think…)

      • Murph1908 says:

        I had to post this in response to this line of comments. It is something I have been curious about for some time now.

        Does anyone think that Graham Chapman was the funnies of the Python crew? He is my friend’s favorite, and I have never understood that. Cleese or Palin makes sense to me. Graham is no slouch, certainly, but funniest?

        • Gtmac says:

          I don’t know if he’s the funniest, but once I heard him speak 2 words of the joke and I was in a coma for a week.

  13. Murph1908 says:

    Dude is good. Best moonwalk I’ve seen since ’84.

  14. Mike Zuniga says:

    If he stole something, he must be a smooth criminal.

  15. ALP5050 says:

    A black man at walmart!?!? Thats news to me!

  16. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot says:

    Well Done!!!

  17. Big Mama Pain says:

    Is the Willy the Pimp without his hat on?

  18. MongoAngryMongoSmash says:

    He’s shopping for kid’s clothing, half off.

    http://instantrimshot.com/

  19. Lear100 says:

    Notice the big white guy jump when he sees the moonwalking guy.

  20. dg says:

    Michael! Michael baby is dat you baby?! Hell, I though you waz dead… You ceen elvis?

  21. YdoUthinkURright says:

    That was probabaly the smoothest moonwalk that I have ever seen! And he did it with a shopping cart .. and moving quickly. Very nice. Way to take it back to 1984!

  22. YdoUthinkURright says:

    Anyone take a good look at the white guy pushing the cart? Watch him closely…he looks like he was going to bolt when he saw the dude come out of the aisle moonwalking. Watch his shoulder and the step back…he was ready to run for sure.

  23. NoFriggingWay says:

    WIN!

  24. quanimal says:

    Why is it that over 20 years after I first saw it, my mind still gets blown by seeing someone do the moonwalk?

  25. almightytora says:

    Someone should post this video on http://www.eternalmoonwalk.com/