CVS Raises The Creep Bar: Easter Treats In December!

Reader Bob sent in this picture from a CVS in Indianapolis. Those are reduced price Christmas decorations in the background, and in the center: delicious Easter treats!

We’re troubled by this because it’s not even Carnival season, let alone Lent. If we don’t get to wear this until after Twelfth Night, you don’t get to sell chocolate eggs, either.