Internet Sneers At Apple/ Porn/ Laptop/ Child Post

UPDATE: Finder Of Apple Porn On His Daughter’s Laptop Interviewed

Apparently, the webs that are inter have beef with our “Apple Sells “Refreshed” Laptop Filled With Porn To 11 Year Old Girl” post, just because there’s no primary evidence! Crazy!

Digger dDuk busted our gut with this comment:

    me: i just got a new macbook for my daughter

    you: nice!

    me: only thing is, it’s full of porn!!!

    you: no! did u complain dude, u should take that shit back….

    me: well er…. i kinda re-installed the os and wiped all evidence *cough*.. well, i already HAD those jpegs anyways you know?

    you: shame dude…. shame. but wait, hey why not put it on a blog, then you can link to digg and get apple to give you a BRAND NEW ONE, you now the latest core 2 duo shit dude! they are suckers for bad pr u know. hey make out it was for your daughter, that will make it even worse dude!

    me: but my daughter is only 11.

    you: we live in the modern age mf, just make out you wanted for her not you.

    me: hmmmm….. you know, that aint a bad idea…. only thing is, got no evidence…
    you: just invent some AIM conversation which makes out you where …

    BLAH BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH ETC…

    pure bs.

Heheh, we never knew the internet had such high standards.

All kidding aside, all we can say is that our tipster has a strong track record and we trust him. We’ve asked him to see if his friend will get in contact with us directly so we can provide something more substantive.

Until then… Apple sells kids refurbed laptops pre-loaded with porn, and you heard it here first. — BEN POPKEN

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  1. Trai_Dep says:

    Damn to hell Apple marketing… Anticipating our needs before we’re aware we needed them AGAIN!

    So did the refurbished laptop come in black, or white?

  2. Mike_ says:

    I want to know what kind of person finds porn on a pre-owned notebook, and immediately thinks, “OMG! TELL THE GOVERNMENT!!!111eleven1!”

    I’m with teh Internets on this one.

  3. Kornkob says:

    Maybe your tipster is honest but his friend isn’t. That’s how a lot of these stories get started.

  4. acambras says:

    It’s unfortunate that the only evidence there seems to be is hearsay — no screenshot, not even a first-hand account.

    I’m in no position to judge whether the computer buyer or the tipster are telling the truth, but just a hearsay account (and no other evidence) strikes me as a bit flimsy.

  5. Kangarara says:

    I don’t think many 11 yr olds are in the habit of buying computers over the internet (you know, they tend to not have credit cards), so at least the “kids” part of “Apple sells kids refurbed laptops pre-loaded with porn” is seriously disingenuous.

    (interestingly, “Apple sells refurbed laptops pre-loaded with porn” sounds like a viable business model, doncha think?)

  6. Trai_Dep says:

    …maybe call it, “iWank”