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- Although som may disagree, the kids Toilet costume is a very funny kids Halloween costume. Additionally, a Child toilet costume is perfect for every potty mouth kid– Use as a modern day Dunce cap!! One size fits most kids size 7-12.
… except, perhaps, “Best worn by a child named John.’”
Child Costume: Toilet [Anytime Costumes]
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Strangely enough, the obligatory fake turd is not included.
Maybe MAKE will offer a tutorial.
Best if you have a child named ‘John”
“Trick or…is that fudge…hey, get off me!”
How to ensure your child is openly mocked at the school Halloween party…
Step 1. Have them wear this costume
Step 2. Carry suggested fake turd
Step 3. On the school bus they go.
Child abuse for the easily amused.
Ensure that your child will have years of therapy, a justifiable homicide defense and/or a good reason to dump your ass in a crappy nursing home when the time comes.
Just unwrap a Baby Ruth candy bar and toss it in the bowl. They also work well floating in the dunking tank.