Loop this on your video iPod during your morning power runs, or power lifting, or power whoopy-making. Cool points added for not using “Eye Of The Tiger.”

Vayner should be able to leverage all this media attention into a buyout of a small hidy-hole below the Mason-Dixon line.

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