More from the Walmarting Across America website that had to be pulled.

Here, Keisha loads a customer’s super shopping cart equipped with bag gripping arms. Owning such a device is a mark of pride for more affluent Texans who give them names and competitively race them in elaborate shop-offs lasting several days.

We suppose that if we calculate in “fat yards,” the distance from the checkout counter to the shopping cart might very well constitute “a mile.”

Previously:
How Do You Get Walmart To Pay For Your Family Vacation?
Wal-Marting Across America, Banned Pix Revealed
Wash Post Photog Bitchslapped For Sucking Off Walmart

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