• This guy ordered two dozen roses for his wife from FTD. Three days later, they all were dead. FTD refunded his money, albeit reluctantly, and belatedly. [DVD Dossier] “Wake Up And Smell The Dead Roses”
• When the closing mechanism on their PowerBooks malfunctions, Apple fanboys tend to get a little, well, unhinged. [RandomCrap] “While I love Apple…”
• For some reason, we get a chuckle over the screen saying, “File System NAND Start.” It also rhymes with, “Gotta go K-Mart.” [Tim Ellsworth] “Don’t Buy Any Audiovox products”

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