Girls Gone Wild Customers: “For God’s Sake! Stop Sending Me Boobs!”

It’s a sad state of human affairs when a consumer — only willing to pay for the one-time privilege of seeing a few hundred breasts bouncing up and down — is instead enrolled into an ongoing program that smothers him in a jubbly, endless ocean of tits. Unfortunately, it’s a plight all too many consumers of the Girls Gone Wild series of tapes have to face every day.

Consumer Affairs has pointed out that there are many sad tales of once horny men who — after inadvertently being enrolled in an ongoing Girls Gone Wild subscription program — have all too sadly lost any predilection for watching hot school girls bouncing up and down while flashing their boobs.

In 2004, the FTC fined Mantra Films for $1.1 million for selling “negative-option” subscriptions to Girls Gone Wild videos based on one initial purchase. But since that fine, nothing seems to have changed, and lonely men — as they so often do — are finding themselves tugged into sticky ongoing financial relationships by the ends of their cocks.

Girls Gone Wild Still Going Wild [Consumer Affairs]

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  1. Hooray4Zoidberg says:

    I feel bad for these people. Girls Gone Wild has to be the most boring wank material out there. I downloaded a 5 mintue clip of one about 6 years ago, and got bored so quickly I didn’t even watch the whole 5 mintues. Really, once you’ve seen one drunk college girl flashing her boobs on camera you’ve seen them all. It seems to me that watching drunk girls flash you is one of those “you had to be there” situations.

  2. thwarted says:

    It’s true–I got a couple of the videos for my husband as a gag gift for his birthday and we turned them off about ten minutes in. I never knew boobies could be so boring.