Oozinator Purchased

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1 Oozinator Blaster $24.99 1 $24.99

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Item Subtotal: $24.99
Shipping & Handling: $7.94

Sales Tax: $2.76

Total: $35.69

Just you wait, kiddies, we’re gonna have some fun. By that, we mean hardcore, probing, undercover investigative journalism to determine how far it shoots, its volume and capacity, how well it holds up to other squirt guns, both ooze and traditional variety. Hell, we should probably try to pitch it to Consumer Reports. Covered in ooze.

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  1. snazz says:

    don’t forget to test girth….

  2. mark duffy says:

    …and the DNA of the OOZE…

  3. Pelagius says:

    I second mark’s comments. I want to know WTF that stuff is made out of.

  4. Paul D says:

    I have named my Oozinator…

    Li’l Peter North