you don’t know jack(‘s guacamole)

This is not, we repeat not, Jack White's guacamole. (photo: Morton Fox)

University Of Oklahoma Blacklisted After Publishing Jack White’s Guacamole Recipe

One of the most powerful talent representation companies in the world has decided to boycott the University of Oklahoma after a school newspaper dared to publish the rather bland details of a concert contract rider, including the rock star’s secret (not any longer) recipe for guacamole. [More]