Well, folks. This one is for all the marbles and a beautiful lucky golden shit statue, suitable for display in the corporate headquarters of either Comcast or Countrywide (now Bank of America).
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Golden Poo Award For Worst Company In America Unveiled
The box we teased you about contained a glistening golden poo statue. That’s right, the award for Worst Company In America is here. That can mean only one thing… On Monday we host our final deathmatch between Comcast and Countrywide Home Loans. It’s going to be a brutal bloodbath full of chills and spills. Only one will walk away champion, and then we will mail them their justly deserved prize. Stay tuned to Consumerist.com for all the hot crappy-company-on-crappy-company action.
Worst Company In America: "Final Four" Countrywide VS Wal-Mart
Here’s your second “Final Four” matchup: #3 Wal-Mart VS #15 Countrywide Home Loans.
Worst Company In America: "Final Four" Comcast VS Diebold
Here’s your first “Final Four” matchup: #1 Comcast VS #12 Diebold.
Tantalizing "Golden Lucky Shit" Awaits WCIA Winner
Just a reminder folks, this is what it’s all about. This is the prize the contestants in the Worst Company In America contest are vying for: a chance to be a proud owner of the Golden Lucky Shit award! Made from genuine plastic and coated with genuine golden plastic, just like many of the companies’ products. Protected from the harsh reality of the floor by a plump cushion, just like many of the companies’ executives. Fits in perfectly on the desk next to that clankity ball rack thingy. What’s it called? Oh, Newton’s cradle. Well, buddy, with the Golden Lucky Shit award, the only gravity you’ll be pondering is the weight of the title of Worst Company In America on your back! Good luck to our finalists!
Worst Company In America "Final Four" Bracket!
It’s down to the final four worst companies in America, folks. The bracket has been updated and the next round will begin on Monday. Congratulations to the four companies that made it this far. You’ve really achieved something! Who do you think will win it all?
Worst Company In America "Elite 8": Countrywide VS Bank of America
ATTENTION: Bank of America is currently in the process of purchasing Countrywide, but the transaction is not yet complete. For the purposes of this contest we ask that you evaluate their track record with consumers separately. Thank you.
Worst Company In America "Elite 8": Wal-Mart VS American Airlines
Here’s your third “Elite 8” match-up: #3 Wal-Mart VS #43 American Airlines
Worst Company In America "Elite 8": Capital One Vs Diebold
Here’s your second “Elite 8” match-up: #12 Diebold VS #36 Capital One
Worst Company In America 2008 "Elite 8" Bracket!
The bracket has been updated as we prepare for Round 4 of our Worst Company In America contest. See the full-sized graphic, suitable for framing or forming the basis of informal office betting pools, inside…
Worst Company In America "Elite 8": Exxon VS Comcast
Here’s your first “Elite 8” match-up: #1 Comcast VS #9 Exxon. Only a few more rounds to go!
Last Day To Vote For The Worst Company In America "Sweet 16"
Tomorrow we move on to bigger and worser things. (Worser is not word, but I’ve used it anyway.)
Worst Company In America 2008 "Sweet 16": Countrywide VS United Health Care
Here’s your eighth and final “Sweet 16” match-up:
Worst Company In America 2008 "Sweet 16": Bank of America VS Blue Cross Blue Shield
Here’s your seventh “Sweet 16” match-up: #7 Bank of America VS #23 Blue Cross Blue Shield
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Current Worst Company In America Standings:
Worst Company In America 2008 "Sweet 16": Wal-Mart VS WellPoint
Here’s your fifth “Sweet 16” match-up: #3 Wal-Mart VS #51 Wellpoint
Worst Company In America 2008 "Sweet 16": eBay/Paypal VS Capital One
Here’s your fourth “Sweet 16” match-up: #20 Ebay/PayPal VS #36 Capital One.