topposts

When Your Landlord Won’t Refund Your Security Deposit

Teacher Sells Ads On Tests To Cover Printing Costs

This Is Not A Good Method For Transporting Shopping Carts

Shopper Takes Walmart To Court Over $2 And Wins $100

Walmart Sells Lead-Tainted Facepaint For Kids

Is It OK To Use Credit Cards For Everything, If You Pay Them Off Every Month?

Customer Finds Racial Slur On Receipt After Returning Some Shoes

GMail’s Achilles Heel: Terrible Customer Service

• Banzai Wild Waves Water Park Box Picture Vs Reality
• Circuit City Orders All Stores To Destroy Issue Of Mad Magazine Parodying “Sucker City”
• Convicted Pedophile Sues AmEx For $4 Million, Says Creditor Violated His Privacy
• Comcast Offers You A $500 Credit After Digging Up Your Lawn
• Circuit City Sorry For Commanding Employees To Destroy Mad Mag’s “Sucker City” Parody

(Photo: davehwng)

Hewlett-Packard Crowned Head Of The Stupid Shipping Gang After Packing 32 Sheets Of Paper In 17 Boxes“A really big box, which they filled with sixteen smaller boxes, each containing two precious pieces of paper ensconced in a layer of protective foam.”

“Logan thought this bonus pack of Colgate contained two equally-sized tubes of toothpaste. After all, the boxes are exactly the same size. Yet when he opened the bonus box, he found a smaller box containing a mini tube of toothpaste.”

“Pretend you’re a manager at Ralph’s and you notice two-inches of milk missing from one of your half-gallon milk containers. What do you do?”

“The secret, apparently, is to make every third or fourth yes mean something entirely new through the magic of inflection—but you’ll have to stay committed to it even when the telemarketer catches on…”