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The Hoff Tweets Support For Store Clerk Injured Trying To Thwart Theft Of Coffee Sign

The valiant efforts of a store clerk who was injured while trying to save two signs featuring David Hasselhoff shilling Cumberland Farms coffee are not going unnoticed: The Hoff himself has tweeted messages of support to the 36-year-old worker, who suffered a head injury after being hit by the suspects’ SUV and dragged. [More]

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Store Clerk Injured Trying To Prevent David Hasselhoff Sign Heist

Whoever you are out there that’s responsible for harming an innocent store clerk in your dastardly quest to steal two signs featuring David Hasselhoff, we hope you feel the weight of your deep, deep shame. Cardboard representations of the Knight Rider and Baywatch star and late-night cheeseburger eater are not worth hurting anyone over. [More]

Hasselhoff Too Sexy To Fly

Hasselhoff Too Sexy To Fly

David Hasselhoff was prevented from boarding a British Airways flight after arriving drunk at the gate.