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Septuagenarian Walmart Greeter Chases Down Bike-Riding Shoplifter

Septuagenarian Walmart Greeter Chases Down Bike-Riding Shoplifter

Here’s a lesson to all would-be Walmart shoplifters out there. Just because that greeter is above the standard retirement age and looks like a kindly old grandpa, doesn’t mean he can’t chase you down — even if you’re trying to escape on a stolen bike. [More]