Some surprises are fun, like when you’re greeted by an entire room full of people who want to buy you birthday drinks and tell you your hair smells nice. Others, like a surprise inspection by the Centers for Disease Control when you’ve been doing something you shouldn’t aren’t so nice, if you’re a cruise ship like the Silver Shadow, perhaps. Like moving meat to crew cabin sinks and storing trays of food in the corridors outside those cabins. [More]