serious like a you-know-what

(Alan Rappa)

Sorry You Had A Heart Attack That Caused A Car Accident — Now Pay This $133 Ticket

There are all sorts of reasons why car accidents happen — careless drivers, idiots who think they can somehow outsmart the laws of physics and boundaries of reality — so when a man had a heart attack behind the wheel and crashed, he probably figured that was a good enough excuse when cops showed up. You probably know where this is going. [More]