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At Casual Male XL, Everyone Wins The Super Bowl

At Casual Male XL, Everyone Wins The Super Bowl

Reader Brian has made an amazing discovery. The clothing company Casual Male XL exists in a heartwarming yet incredibly boring alternate universe where there is no victor in the Super Bowl. Everybody wins!
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Please Prepay This Gas Station In Advance

Please Prepay This Gas Station In Advance

Reader Neil found this sign on a gas pump near Cleveland. He’s disappointed, since he prefers to pre-pay after the transaction is over. [More]

Hoover Can't Decide What Information It Wants From Customers

Hoover Can't Decide What Information It Wants From Customers

Billy sent us this excerpt from the registration card for his new Hoover vacuum cleaner. Pick a side, Hoover. [More]

Bank of America-Sponsored Poll Shows That Most Americans Don't Trust Banking System

Bank of America-Sponsored Poll Shows That Most Americans Don't Trust Banking System

It may be a random confluence of sponsorship, but this poll from the front page of CNN.com last night is too funny not to share. Thanks to Douglas for sending it in.

Jewel-Osco Grocery Stores Implement Price Cuts …I Think

Jewel-Osco Grocery Stores Implement Price Cuts …I Think

Jewel-Osco, a Chicago-area grocery chain, implemented some much-publicized price cuts a few weeks ago. Let’s see how they’re doing with that.