Costco’s return policy is the stuff of legends, and Alon thought he’d test the limits of the warehouse’s understanding by attempting to return a 10-year-old ping pong table. [More]
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Dry Cleaner Victorious In The Case Of The $54 Million Dollar Pants
Judge Roy “Fancy Pants” Pearson is probably crying his poor, litigious little eyes out this morning. He’s lost his infamous $54 million lawsuit against a local DC dry cleaner. Pearson originally sought $65 million in damages after the cleaner allegedly gave him the wrong pants.