When I was a kid, it didn’t matter if my mom had packed the most well-balanced, complete and nutritious lunch. If I could get my hands on those processed slices of cheddar and ham in a Lunchables, I would gleefully eschew a sandwich and granola bar for it. Heck, I’d engage in a cafeteria coup for the pizza version. So I see what you really are, Oscar Mayer P3 Protein Packs. [More]
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Let’s Just Call Oscar Mayer’s New Protein Packs What They Really Are: Lunchables For Adults
By 3.4.14
Consumerist Videodrome #2: The "New Moon" Felons
By 12.7.09
Is loving New Moon a crime? It is, if you accidentally tape it during your sister’s surprise birthday party at the movie theater. Plus, how you will end up paying for Hulu after the Comcast/NBC merger, Oscar Meyer shaved meat, subprime loan gangstas, and a pacifier you might choke on. Now that we have a video show, what should my signoff be? Leave your thoughts in the comments. [More]
This Freshly Shaved Deli Meat Is Making Me Uncomfortable
By 12.1.09
Maybe Oscar Mayer was thinking that folding the turkey that way would make shoppers think about turkey breasts. Maybe I have spent too much time in the more colorful parts of the Internet. Either way, I am not sure I could see this in the supermarket without doing a double take. And probably giggling. [More]
