Remember all those nude beach revelers in Wisconsin slipping off into the woods to get jiggy with it or whatever? The beach was well-known around the country as a place to strip down and not be bothered much by the long hand of the law. But when things started getting too frisky last year, clothed people started to complain. And now the naked shenanigans will be restricted to weekends only.
Naked people on a beach is just fine and dandy with rural Wisconsinites up near the 1,400-person town of Mazomanie. But when those barenaked ladies and men start going off into the woods to perform the horizontal tango, or even worse, go at it on the sandbars in the middle of the river? Unacceptable.