After astute analysis of the stretch marks on Katie Holme’s belly, the numerological value of the cellphone minutes Paris used while Brandon dissed Lohan’s drapes AND curtains, and a guest consultation by George Clooney who was mistaken by Wired TV for Congo IT pro Guy Keweny, the evidence is insurmountable: we wrote stories last night and you liked them. Some more than others. The alpha class of the litter: