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Man Exposes Himself at Walmart, Staff ‘Slow’
It seems that it’s not just boiling babies that Walmart is under-trained to deal with, they also can’t handle registered sex offenders exposing themselves and groping customers.
I’m Hungover. Also, Michigan Wine Wholesalers
John Brownlee here. As you can tell from the alcohol-oriented nature of the last two posts, I’m a tad hungover this morning. You know, when I moved to Ireland, got a job and called in sick for the first time, I was surprised to note that my boss instantly assumed that I had “gotten a dirty glass” the night before (no one in Ireland ever gets drunk or hungover: the most that ever happens is that our systems react unfavorably to the dust at the bottom of our twelfth pint of Guinness) and that, furthermore, being drunk was a perfectly acceptable excuse in the Irish business world for calling out sick that day.